若是你在学习英语的过程中感到很枯燥,不妨来读一些英语幽默小故事放松放松。

英语幽默故事简短,内容诙谐幽默,情节生动有趣,相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。

下面分享下今天的这篇英语幽默故事:你女朋友的地址是-?

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
军营里有二名士兵,一个叫乔治,一个叫比尔。乔治问:“比尔,你有信纸、信封吗?”

Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
比尔说:“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。

Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
乔治又说:“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里,又问:“比尔,你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
这时比尔站起来,向门口走去。乔治问:“你要出去吗?”

Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
比尔说:“是的。”随即打开了门。

George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
乔治说:“请帮我把封信投进办公室的信箱里,还有...”他停住了。

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
“你还要什么?”比尔问。

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?" 
乔治看着信封说:“你女朋友的地址是-?”

词汇学习:

stamp [stmp] 邮票;特征;印章

got up 起床

envelope [nvlp] 信封,封皮;外壳

好了,今天的故事就到这里了。大家在做任何事情的时候一定要细心哦。